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As the name suggests I'm a guy, I'm actually not a guy. I'm Non-Gendered, that's a "They pronoun" and a little bit more happiness from me each time we talk. I just so happens that happens to get shirtless every now and then and make witty remarks about things I'd rather not exist, enjoy that they exist and of course get shirtless in front of.

P.s: My nipples are apparently the size of a 5p coin.
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The four stages of editing a picture.

I straightened my hair for the first time in months.

Also sorry for not uploading my vanity shots very much recently, I’ve not really wanted to look at myself. SELF ESTEEM GURRRL. 

So I’ve not posted some artwork or a picture of my reassuring face for a while so HAVE BOTH OF THESE.

I was roasting in my Kigu.

Because I’m a creative soul I put text onto a picture.

I’ll sit here being chuffed and proud with myself.

I’ve had a few people message me on here about how I style my hair and if I could do a simple step by step guide on how to be hairy. Seeing as my roots have just been bleached and I’m feeling sociable I’ll share my secrets with you. Complete with no edits and a dark room.

Step 1: Have your hair brushed and maybe cry a little.

Step 2: Flick you hair to one side at such a speed that it gives you whiplash. I recommend a 80MPH flick for maximum hairiness.

Step 3: Pull your fringe over to the preferred side and remember that your mother and father failed as parents.

Step 4: Beat the flour, eggs and milk together until you’ve got a runny paste, ready for the pan that should be on heat 7.

Step 5: Get slightly aroused.

Step F: Contemplate why you’re so hairy. 

Step 9: Enjoy your pancakes.

Comparing two of my anime styled hair shots to one another and I can’t decide which one to wear this weekend for my birthday shindig.

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